Tag Team Application.
Members: Me (Mr Malaka w/ Heartburn) Henry243 (The Veterinarian w/ Rex Banner)
Team Name: The Fuckhead Patrol
Other Info: Tag team constituent superstars are extremely mentally volatile, and possibly Bi Polar. If superstars are reprimanded for their actions or if there are too many 2 counts, The fuckhead patrol is likely to suffer from a complete nervous breakdown.
If they lose the match completely they will often attempt to commit suicide, anyone trying to talk them out of it or console them will result in Heartburn and Rex Banner seeing them as a Physical threat to The Fuckhead Patrol and Viciously attack them. Once the managers start attacking Mr Malaka and The Veterinarian join in on the attack on any and all officials and cameramen.
At this time or at any other random times, any of these 4 superstars will attack each other or even themselves.
Auditory Annihilation - Opponent is put in headlock by Mr Malaka who does his Sonic Boom maneuver in one ear while The Veterinarian uses the Pseudo Dog Whistle in the opponents other ear.
The mime cage - Heartburn starts miming an Imaginary cage outside the ring, the opponent is thrown to the outside by one of The Fuckhead Patrol, Rex Banner will then herd the opponent(s) into the cage which they cannot escape and will be counted out, It is possible to break the cage but only if the other team member can find the key or break it. The cage dissipates after the ten count and the opponents are free.