Re: 1,000 things we've learnt from WWE over the years.
270. Get the F Out
271. Don't try this at home *shows clip of mick foley jumping off his roof 30 seconds later*
272. Kissing Trips ass is actual a sound platform to launch your career
273. "Katieee yourr soo Stiffff!! that's not the only thing that's... *HHH Grunt* STTIIIFFFF!!!"
274. You get #275 after you sing "R.E.S.P.E.C.T, Taker that's what you mean to me"
275. It's not a bad idea to employ/pay someone who tried everything in his power to put your company under (Getting Ted Turner to go up against you directly on Monday Nights, "stealing" talent, giving away results of matches, throwing one of your titles in the trash on national television, ect.)