If I could be a fake of anyone, it would to be a Blasian dude named Mo with a big schlong. Throwing in some black would make it semi believable.
You'd look something like the Islamic African American Corps who were demonstrating in down-town Philly today.
As a skinny white male, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intimidated by their distain for my kind. They even pointed me out and jeered me as I walked past.