(The Hellzone Superstars enter as JR welcomes us to this rocketbustah of a show. We then go to commercial break as the Superstars keep entering.)
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LG: The following is the Hellzone All Starz Battle Royal! Now, eliminations can occur by throwing your opponent over the top rope. The last 8 Superstars in the ring, will compete in the Hellzone Gold Rush Tournament later tonight, and the winners of the semi-final matches will meet in the finals to crown the 1st ever Hellzone Heavyweight Champion at Payback!
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JR: Here we go with this enormous Battle Royal and... WOW! ALMOST IMMEDIATLY, STING GETS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE BY HBK!
JL: This just got interesting!
: And the in-ring fight between the over 20 wrestlers is being overshadowed by Sting's shocked look!
JL: And it's not just Sting who's shocked!
JR: And while a enormous fight breaks in the ring, Kevin Steen and Kid Kash attack Michaels from behind and try to eliminate him! C'mon Shawn!
JL: C'mon Shawn you say, but I believe HBK is going down as well!
: On the upper right corner, McGuinness, Bryan, Orton, Angle, Mysterio and Booker all work on the Big Show, but most of them are being dominated... Kane and Goldberg are also dominating, and...
JR: OH! Kane just eliminated Sabu! And El Generico now attacking Kane!
JL: Generico might be regreting of doing that, but here comes some help...
JR: Yeah, Kazarian going for the attack with a rolling kick, and...
: OH! Oh My God...
JR: Kane throwing Generico into crashing and burning with Kazarian...
: And meanwhile, WOW, HBK threw Kid Kash over the top rope!
JL: But there goes HBK's celebration...
JR: Thunderous clothesline by Mark Henry on Michaels.
JL: And Triple H is now working on MVP... oh well, he WAS working with MVP. MVP is eliminated by the Game!
: This is absolute chaos around! We'll be right back!
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the debut show of Friday Night Hellzone, and while we were on commercial, we witnessed four more eliminations, the ones of Kazarian, Tyson Kidd and Jack Swagger, all at the hands of the monstrous Goldberg! And also the one of Tommy Dreamer at the hands of Mr. Anderson.
: OH MY GOD!!! A SICKENING SPEAR ON BOOKER T BY GOLDBERG!
JL: Speaking of Spears, Edge - OUCH!! - just connected with an Edgecution on Mr. Anderson...
JR: And look at Kurt Angle there, working with Sin Cara and Trent Barretta. Man, what a match! A true golden opportunity for every of these Superstars.
: Ouch, William Regal leaves his fight with Daniel Bryan, Kevin Steen and Eddie Edwards to focus on the Wrestling Machine, Kurt Angle.
JR: And Regal TAKES THE BRASS KNUCKLES OFF HIS WRESTLING PANTS! REGAL MIGHT BE HITTING ANGLE WITH THEM!
JL: Watch out, Angle!
JR: Oh! Angle dodges! Brass knuckles on Barretta's face, and the charismatic superstar is eliminated!
: And look at this! From behind, Y2J attacking Regal!
JR: Jericho showing his opinion about Regal's unnecessary methods of eliminating men from this Battle Royal! Jericho almost eliminating Regal!
: Chavo from the back!
JL: Chavito with a dropkick sending Y2J and Regal to packing!
JR: Regal hangs on, and stays the apron, Y2J is skinning the cat, but Regal won't allow him!
: Oh GOD! Brass knuckles on Chris Jericho's face...
JR: And Jericho falls down from the apron to the floor...
JL: YEAH! EAT BRASS! EAT ELIMINATION, CHRIS!
JR: You disgust me with such comments, King... well anyways, WOW! Orton dodges a Davey Richards roundhouse kick, and Richards is eliminated!
JL: Look at this! Richards coming back to the ring!
JR: Oh c'mon! Somebody stop the man! Richards beating up Orton! Somebody stop this!
: Well, there are no DQ's in this Battle Royal so...
JR: Oh, and now Richards throwing Randy Orton over the top rope...
JL: While Richards is beating up Orton at the ringside, Cody Rhodes, while trying to Cross Rhodes HBK, was countered and took a deadly Sweet Chin Music sending him packing back to Eliminated Land...
JR: Davey Richards pulling the ring steps... oh no. Oh no, c'mon! NO! NO!
: OH MY GOD!!!!
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! DR DRIVER ON THE RING STEPS! RANDY ORTON'S NECK MIGHT HAVE BEEN BROKEN!
(The crowd chants "ICW" and boos Richards)
JL: Orton's career might have been shortened there!
JR: My God, somebody call the EMT's!
(Paramedics and EMT's come as Orton does the stretcher job, putting Richards over as a heel. The crowd boos the hell out of Richards as he leaves)
JR: Thanks to Davey Richards, Randy Orton's career might be done for good. FOR GOOD!
: And in the meanwhile, El Generico was eliminated by Rey Mysterio and John Morrison, who are working quite well as a team...
JL: Wow, an innovative double moonsault by Mysterio and Morrison on Goldberg, and Seth Rollins out of nowhere with a beautiful hurricanrana on Mysterio!
JR: While I'm still worried about Randy Orton, the in-ring action between Morrison and Rollins is getting exci... OH! WMD BY BIG SHOW ON MORRISON! And Rollins going for the attack, but only getting eliminated!
JL: Goldberg is also dominating here! Everybody but Show and Goldberg down!
JR: And look at this. A big evil against a bigger evil. A showdown of mammal beasts!
: Looks like Show and Goldberg are speaking, but...
JR: TO HELL WITH SPEAKING, THE BIG SHOW AND GOLDBERG ARE STRIKING EACH OTHER, AND THE CROWD LOVES IT!
JL: And look at the full of attitude and cockiness Bobby Roode, trying to sneak on Goldberg... WMD on Roode!
JR: OUCH!!! And Show, unattentious, takes a brutal Spear by Goldberg!!
: Goldberg now grabbing Bobby Roode's layed body, and throws it over the top rope! The action is non-stop, the crowd is loving it, this is ICW!
JL: Nigel McGuinness, Rob Van Dam and Eddie Edwards unite to try to attack Goldberg as well, and this time they suceed... but, OUCH, there it goes. EDDIE EDWARDS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE AS WELL!
JR: Goldberg is an unstoppable monster, and he will surely be one of the top contenders to leave this battle royal as one of the top 8!
JL: Look at this... Jackhammer on RVD! And Kenta Kobashi and Triple H also taking punishment from Goldberg! And a vicious belly-to-belly on the wasted Mr. Anderson, who was taking lots of punishment from his new arch-enemy Edge!
: Goldberg looks unstoppable, but KANE IS BACK FROM THE ASHES AS HE SITS UP! And he's ready to fight Goldberg!
JR: Goldberg running to a new Spear, but takes a VICIOUS Brogue Kick by Sheamus, who comes from the NOWHERE! Kane uppercuts Sheamus, and taunts Goldberg now...
JL: We might be seeing Goldberg's sentence to hell...
JR: Chokeslam From Hell connected! Chavo on the top rope too... Frog Splash!
: Wait! Chavo's celebration cut short! CHAVO IS CHOKESLAMMED TO THE FLOOR BY KANE! CHAVO IS ELIMINATED!
JL: Morrison from the back, trying to throw Kane! Kane pulling Morrison to the apron! Vicious fist trading between Kane and Morrison!
JR: And now Wade Barrett, right after a thundering spinning side slam on Sheamus, sticks his nose in their business! But Morrison fights back and hip tosses Barrett into the apron as well! A 3-way on the apron!
JL: I think it's the 1st time EVER that there is a 3-way fight on the ring apron... LOOK OUT!
: MARK HENRY! HENRY OUT OF NOWHERE, RUNS AND CRASHES AGAINST THE THREE MEN!
JR: All three men fall down to the ground! Kane, Morrison, Barrett, three potential Final 8 contenders, taken down by Mark Henry!
: And Kurt Angle, out of nowhere, applies the Ankle Lock on the World's Strongest Man!
JR: The pression on that ankle is bigger than anything! Angle releases the hold, and suplexes the world!
: And Angle ELIMINATES Kevin Steen!
JL: Kenta Kobashi from behind, trying a DDT!
JR: ANGLE COUNTERS! He goes for a German Suplex! And he hits it! But a second one is avoided by Kobashi, who now is trying a running powerslam! HE HITS!
: Kobashi going for a Burning Hammer... SICKENING IMPACT THAT MIGHT HAVE INJURED ANGLE!
JR: And Kobashi hits a Burning Hammer on Triple H as well!
: Kobashi taking the Game's body and he's gonna throw him over the top rope... but Booker T returns and hits Kobashi with a spinning kick, safing Triple H! Booker eliminates Kobashi!
JL: DANIEL BRYAN FROM BEHIND! Bryan eliminates Booker!
: Such a fast paced match! 2 eliminations in a row... WOW!
JR: McGuinness eliminates Daniel Bryan!
JL: You stand corrected, Joey! 3 ELIMINATIONS IN A ROW!
JR: And the action doesn't stop! BROUGE KICK BY SHEAMUS! McGuinness kisses his chances goodbye! BUT LOOK AT MCGUINNESS!
: McGuinness pulls Sheamus' head bringing him down to the ground! Shades off the Big John Studd vs. William Perry moment!
JL: That was 5 f'n eliminations IN A ROW!
JR: And these 5 men break out a fight at ringside, bringing referees to stop them!
JL: And look at this! Asides from Mark Henry and Goldberg, there is only one garguantuan monster in the ring: the giant, the Big Show! He is where all the guys are setting sight, and HERE WE GO!
: Everyone teaming on the Big Show! Goldberg, Henry, Cara, Mysterio, RVD...
JL: You can say their names, you just have to obligatorily say that they are succeding in taking the giant down! AND THERE YOU GO!
JR: Everyone teamed on the Big Show, and the process worked! Big Show was eliminated!
: We have only 10 men left in the ring!
JR: This is what it's came down to. 2 of these 10 men will leave the tournament, the other 8 will compete tonight trying to get to Payback...
JL: And Sin Cara goes right to attack! Crossbody moonsault on Mark Henry, but obviously, it fails...
: Henry grabs Cara mid-air! WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAM!
JR: And Edge wastes no time! SPEAR ON HENRY!
JL: Yeah, but Edge is not the real master of Spears... GOLDBERG IS! AND HE JUST SHOWED IT!
: Another sickening Spear by Goldberg on Edge... And Triple H! PEDIGREE!
JR: The Game is still hurt by Kenta Kobashi's Burning Hammer, but the fact is... OH MY GOD! SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBK ON HIS BEST FRIEND!
JL: It's all about going to Payback, baby!
: Anderson is not impressed! THE MIC CHECK ON SHAWN MICHAELS!
JR: RVD hits a kick! And RVD looks he's going to enter himself on this finishing move festival! He goes to the top rope... 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!
JL: And immediatly, William Regal with the Regalplex!
: DEVASTATING REGALPLEX ON RVD! AND REY MYSTERIO COMES BY!
JL: Are you ready to the exciting attack from the masked sensation of San Diego! Here it comes! 619!
JR: The 619 connects! BUT SIN CARA GETS BACK UP! C2! STANDING C2 ON REY MYSTERIO! And now Sin Cara throws Mysterio into RVD, who's trying to get back up into the ropes, and both Mysterio and RVD are ELIMINATED!!!!!
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LG: Ladies and gentlemen, your Final 8 of the Gold Rush Tournament: MARK HENRY, WILLIAM REGAL, MR. ANDERSON, EDGE, GOLDBERG, TRIPLE H, SHAWN MICHAELS, AND SIN CARA!!!!!
JR: Oh my freaking God, what a match! What a demolishing performance by these 8 men, and all of them will have to face each other later TONIGHT!
JL: Right now, Sin Cara is standing tall, but will he stand tall tonight, AND at Payback if he makes it there?