Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Dec 2005
Re: TELL THE TRUTH WHILE HIGH THREAD (Disclaimer: Not TTT)
The first time I smoked sucked ass. I took a couple hits of dirt weed from a blunt roach and felt absolutely nothing. The second time, though, I was in the clouds. I was in a car with a few buddies and we passed around a few joints for 30 minutes or so. I still felt nothing, but we continued to drive around and stopped at a gas station to get something to drink. As soon as I opened the car door I immediately started laughing like a complete fucking maniac and got right back in the car to save myself from extreme embarrassment. My friends insisted I go in so they can laugh at my expense, so I did. I tried to buy an orange soda with a straight face but failed miserably. Everything the cashier said to me just made me laugh even more. The transaction we had went something like this:
Cashier: "Hello. That will be $1.69"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PFFFFFFFFFT HI OK PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA."
After successfully convincing the cashier that I was completely retarded I went home repeatedly saying: "This is horrible, horribly awesome." the entire way back to my house. When I got home I played guitar for like 4 hours and passed out on my couch. I never had so much fun doing something so uneventful in my life.