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post #669 of (permalink) Old 01-05-2012, 09:52 PM Thread Starter
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Re: TV Mafia (HYPE)


Twas many nights after Christmas, and all through the town,
not a creature was stirring except for some guys with a frown.
Their guns were hanging by their sides with care,
In the hopes that poor BULK soon would there.
The rest of the town was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of death danced through their heads.
Everyone bar little IMULSE having a night cap,
Had just settled down for a long winters nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
IMPULSE jumped up to see what was the matter.
Away to his bus he flew like a flash,
Turned the ignition and let go of the clutch.
The gunmen (yes plural) had seen BULK go past below,
They aimed their guns to leave him dead in the snow.
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear
But a yellow school bus driven by someone probably on the gear.
A young driver so sprightly and quick,
The bullets came and shot his poor dick.
More rapid than JUPES when fucking a whore,
His blood squirted out, all over the floor.
And that is the end of this haunting little tale,
IMPULSE was dead and this was his role

Spoiler for IMP’s role:

Congratulations you're Otto Mann, Innocent Aligned.

You're notable for you maniacal driving style.

Role: You're the Bus Driver. As the bus driver, you choose two people to switch places during the night phase. These two people are 'switched' for just that night. Anything that happens to one of the two people chosen actually happens to the other person.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated

Caboose was going a little mental after delivering another package, you know why? Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get out, the more keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks! And then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse Day...

And before he could finish he was shot dead. Caboose was

Spoiler for Caboose’s Role:
Newman, Innocent Aligned.

Your role in Seinfeld is primarily as a villain/enemy to Jerry and a collaborator in the elaborate and bizarre schemes of Kramer.

Role: You're the Postman. You have the ability to deliver three packages. A, B and C. (Mod note - One will kill, one will gift a gun and one will do nothing.) Choose wisely as the town's fate could depend on it.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

Lucky for Caboose his package was delivered well. The recipient picked up the package, removed the gun and shot it at someone who was walking past on his way back home. Prons was dead, he was...
Spoiler for Prons’ Role:

Congratulations you are Barry Dylan, Mafia Aligned.

Role: After getting fucked over by Sterling Archer (again) the KGB turned you into a cyborg. You tried to head back to the States and kill Archer but ended up just crashing his wedding and killing his fiancée. Is that how you crash a wedding? Yes it is, Bionic Barry. Yes it is. As such you are the mafia hitman, when you perform the kill you are untrackable. You win when all threats are eliminated.

Day begins, there is 15 people alive so 8 for majority.
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