“Well I gotta admit guys, at least Atlanta is better than North Dakota.”
“South, South Dakota.”
“Whichever, all the levels of hell are the same.”
“Anyway children, what do you think of the place Dana?”
“Its okay, but why Atlanta? I told you I'd give you some nice office space in Vegas.”
“Atlanta is the heart of wrestling, ever heard of WCW?”
“Exactly, you see Dana, Vince controls the north, but we, we are going to control the south!”
“Uh, I thought Vinnie was world wide.”
“Here we go.....”
“I don't know guys.....”
“Just give us the damn check Dana.”
“All right, all right, say Brock, when is your next fight? I'd like to get you in the ring before you go all cave man on me during the next deer season.”
“I figured as much, anyway here is the deal. FX wants a two hour show each Thursday. If it goes good, there is a potential for more. Suprisingly when word got out of what we were planning the pay per view companies started blowing up my phone. Now this is where you guys owe me big time. You've got a monthly three hour pay per view spot, I can't believe how excited those nerds were about a little 'rasslin! You guys better now let me down.”
“See Paul E. I told you he was the shit.”
“Hahahahahaha my empire will soon return!”
“Where did you get this guy? Anyway put together a press release at the first of December. Here's the name of my website guy, we will get you set up. And again, don't let me down, I've put my ass on the line here for you two. Summer Brock, I want a fight this summer!”
Welcome to the launch of UCW.com! Ultimate Championship Wrestling!! Wrestlings hottest new promotion brought to you by UFC star Brock Lesnar and wrestling mastermind Paul Heyman! Stay tuned for roster updates as we will be debuting our wrestlers over the next few days and weeks. Also be sure and buy tickets now for our very first live show January 5th from The Gwinnet Center in Duluth, Georgia. It will be broadcast live at 9 pm on FX. We promise your not gonna want to miss this!!
We are proud to announce our first round of UCW Wrestlers!
Chavo Gurrero Jr.
Alvin Burke Jr.
More wrestlers to come!!!
12-4-2011 4wrestling.com News
Well it looks like the UCW is moving along at a fast pace! Im told there are several TNA stars signed to the UCW roster but until TNA terminates the wrestlers' contracts at midnight January 1st that they cannont be officially announced to the public. Stay tuned for the lastest!