Originally Posted by STUFF

Honest question.

Every post I make is hysterical on 100 different levels. Most of which you could never understand. That's not my fault.

I'm good looking, you may not think that's relevant (since you're probably ugly) but it gives me swagger. This swagger translates to my written word.

I am a former staff member but never let that go to my head (just brining it up for basking purposes)

Anyone who's anyone here treats me with the respect I deserve. The others may hate, but we all have haters here at the top. A part of life, if you will.

I really don't see how I am NOT the greatest poster alive. I mean, who's my competition?