Re: Am I the greatest poster of all time?
I thought you and JUPES broke up bro. I seem to remember him superkicking you through a window at the barbershop.
I come to you this afternoon with answers to the burning question. Who will Mr. Styles fight at SummerRants? Who is the unlucky victim, or victims who will have to step in the ring with this man possessed? Will it be P. Smith? The man who Styles has made his bitch many times since he resigned, and even more times before he left? Will it be SummerLove the forum jobber everybody wants to fight. There's no denying Mr. Styles will make him a star if he chooses him.
Or maybe it will be DR. JUPES, the man who wanted to turn heel so badly he turned on his mentor, the man who taught him everything he knows, but not everything Mr. Styles knows. It really is a Teacher. Student type match. There`s no denying DR. JUPES wants the match, but unfortunately for him, after speaking to the Admins and discussing my creative control that match just will not happen.
The WF Universe will not get to see these two former best friends square off just yet no no no, instead myself and the Admins have decided to do what is right for this forum and have Mr. Styles take on Anal Penetration (SummerLove and P. Smith) with thepoof in their corner in a 2 on 1 Hardcore Barbed Wire Losers Leave Town Elimination Match!
But don't worry JUPES, you're not going to be fighting me at this PPV, no, but the admins insist if you want to get in the ring with me that bad, you do it as my partner. One last time before we go our separate ways Twofax comes together one more time to rid the forum of 3 jobbers nobody likes!
Can you hear them JUPES, the fans want it, they want the return of TwoFax for one more night at SummerRants, come on guys " One more match, one more match!"
It's up to you JUPES, its the only way you'll get in the same ring as me right now is if you agree to this match. TwoFax vs. Anal Penetration, the match of the century!
TWOFAX REUNITE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY. WHAT A HUGE MOMENT!
One night only, before we go our separate ways.