Rated R, I just want you to know that due to you having the sticky icky and I don't, I hate you. It's a deep seeded hate, one that stretches far beyond the bowels of hell. It's like a corrosive rust that eats you slowly from the inside out, much like marrige. I just wanted you to know that.
....I don't actually hate you, but I'm soooooooooooooooooooo jealous of you